How the Times Have Changed...

Remember when Wi-Fi had  no meaning, tweets were the sounds birds made, and bling didn't exist? It's weird to think how vocabulary has changed even from when I was an undergrad to now...

Hey. I'm Not Dead

After a long hiatus, I promise I'm back.

It's been a whirlwind of classes, work, and living life. Not to mention, we just went on a 2 week vacation. It was bliss--the kind of bliss where you are sippin' Pina Coladas (virgin--thank you very much) and enjoying the hot Caribbean sun. Not to rub it in or anything.

Anywoo. We are almost done with a year of our MBA madness here at UVU, and we have one class right now. Wow. Words really cannot describe. But a video can:

Ps, I just uploaded this to YouTube from my iPhone. In less than 20 seconds. Go modern technology. 

Anyways. This professor could  make anything seems like the most boring subject on the face of this earth. He even told us about how one time he had a stroke, and his face was paralyzed, and he still managed to make people fall asleep. I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU MAKE HAVING A STROKE BORING?! This man can. 

Not to mention that he has kept the class past 8:50 pm a variety of times. I don't put up with that nonsense, I usually leave halfway through class--only because I don't want my teammates to murder me. The worst part is that he is so boring that its even hard to do other things. I literally sit in a stupor of thought for 3 hours. 

And don't even get me started with his assignments. Which were created when the internet was created, and Al Gore was the only person using it. (and I bet Professor Tuesday*--since he knows anyone and everyone that has ever been important)

#welcometoMGMT6900

#2.5hournaps

#itakevideosbecauseiamsobored

*Professor Tuesday is a whole 'nother post. Let's just say, that man led an adventurous life. I often wondered if he was on crack and hallucinated every encounter he's ever had.